The most hilarious match comes when Schumer pairs Andrew with New York City fireman Thomas, before embarking on a series of strange messages.
"How bout lightin my fiya?" Amy writes.
"Sure! I'd love to! How are you?" is Thomas's eager response.
"Bloat and haemorrhaging! Being a chick blows," replies Amy.
Cue plenty of LOLs from the crew...and Andrea never hearing from fire-fighter Thomas ever again.
It's probably not a great sign when Amy Schumer reveals she's never been on Tinder, moments before she takes over your account.
Cue the actress and comedian Amy Schumer taking over a Vanity Fair staffer Andrea's phone, and frantically swiping left and right to score her some dates.
Admitting that she's been "single for a very long time, the Trainwreck'' star has some bizarre methods for matching the unsuspecting dater.
"That's a cute dog! Do you want to meet that dog?" she asks, before swiping right and sending a direct message to the man asking for more information ("Name? Breed?") on the pup in question.