Hands up anyone who's ever felt personally victimised by The Bachelor Australia?
Okay, to be fair... we're being a bit dramatic.
Nothing could be as terrifying as the original Chocolate Bath, courtesy of Richie Strahan and Alex Nation in 2016.
WATCH: Alex Nation says she was drunk during THAT chat with Richie
But when Bachelor Matt Agnew took Kristen Czyszek for a day of pampering that included scrubbing each other down with coffee goop, we had some legitimate flashbacks.
So anyway, aside from the fear that Matt and Kristen were about to dunk themselves in a vat of our favourite food, forever turning us off eating anything chocolate related ever again... The date was super cute! And we are definitely feeling Kristen's vibe.
A few cheeky comments...
Matt (boarding Kristen's kayak): "I'm going to just jump in. Behind you."
Kristen: From behind?
Matt (shook): "Yes. Alright."
... A foot rub and a coffee massage later, and the pair were pashing on like nobody's business by the end of a super successful afternoon.
Matt definitely had a good time.
"Kristen is full of surprises, actually. I'm having so much fun."
"She has got a really cheeky, kind of naughty sense of humour that I really love."