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When we first saw the firefighter walking down the red carpet towards Angie Kent cradling a beautiful puppy in his arms, we thought: sold. This is our guy, this is the winner, send everyone else home because muscles and puppies.
But over the course of two episodes, it's become apparent that Jamie's feelings for Ange are verrry strong for someone who's never actually met her before.
"To me it's the worst day of my life,watching Angie drive offin the car with Carlin," the 39-year-old lamented as he watched the Gogglebox star head off on her first single date of the show with super-babe Carlin Sterritt.
"Guys were smilingand laughing and happy about it.To me, I was devastated."
And just when you thought he'd calmed down, out came an envelope signalling the first group date of the season.
Jamie had a lot of feelings.
"If I'm not on this group date,I'll be heartbroken."
Thank god for small mercies, Jamie got on the date.
"I'm so excited.Angie wants to spendmore time with me.It's the happiest I've beenin my life, to be honest."
But when he was cast in the role of 'farmer' (to Angie's 'farmer's wife') during the photoshoot, it got a little bit intense.
"I've been chosen to be Angie'shusband, who's a farmer.Angie choseour individual charactersto match our personalities. Obviously, Angie thinks that oneday we could be life companions.I'm absolutely stoked!" he said in a piece to camera.
"I'm really excitedto get into this photo shoot.That's everything to me,to be Angie's husband. I'm spiritually connectingwith Angieas the farmer and his wife.It's perfect!"
The farmer-wife-we're-made-for-each-other things wasn't the first we've seen on Jamie's, um, sensitive side. In the very first episode, the firefighter was seriously triggered when controversial contestant Jess Glasgow accused him of snitching... and lying.
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All hell broke loose as the politician from Noosa blamed Jamie for letting slip that he said he'd give back the 24-hour rose if gifted it by Angie.
"Jamie, why did you tell Angiethat I was given a roseand I wouldn't...I'd say no,I'd give it back to her?" Jess asked.
"I never said that... Guys, I've had two minutes with Angie all night. Why the hell would I talk about another dude?"
Jamie was preeeetty devo about the whole situation.
"I'm the most genuine guy in here,and for someoneto come after me like that,that's low," he said through tears.
"When people don't trust me,I feel worthless.It's brought outthis negative energy in methat wasn't even in me... And I did nothing wrong.I put a lot of effort intothis sort of process,just for someoneto just come and...just do that to meand blindsided me."
Jamie has arrived! Does this genuine Bachelor have what it takes to win Angie's heart? #BacheloretteAU
Lucky for Jamie, Jess won't be around to bother him anymore, after Angie gave him the boot for persistent lewd comments and inappropriate behaviour towards not only Ange but also female members of the crew.
"You're not treating other womennicely.And I'm telling you,it infuriates me that I'm stillstanding here chatting to you," she told him.
"You never talk about me as a person.You always just talk about me as, like, a piece of meat.
"After everything I've heard,I don't... I really don't believea word that you say.I don't trust youand I'm sorry.You're gonna have to leave."