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Feast your eyes upon the horniest lines from Cody Simpson’s poetry book

100+ pages about having sex with Miley.
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While we’re used to seeing Cody Simpson and Miley Cyrus‘ raunchy Instagram posts, we did not anticipate the Aussie heartthrob would write a horny-driven poetry book oozing with juicy details about their sex life. 

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Yep, the singer-songwriter just released “Prince Neptune”, and in it, he writes about his “wet evenings” with his girlfriend of six months, their love of “sex games”, fondness of BDSM and his naughty obsession with leather.

Cody also discusses the time he and the former Disney star had sex on the beach, saying he “got a hard-on” when he saw her emerge from the water in “denim cut off jeans”, “no shirt” and “blue beads around her neck”. 

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Although they have both been pretty open about their sex life and often share not so safe for work content on social media, this goes above and beyond what we needed to know! Yep, readers will be getting much more than they bargained for!

Anyway, in honour of his first piece of literature— which he says will be “one of many”— Cosmopolitan released a list of his most raunchy and arousing lines. So, ladies and gentlemen, enjoy feasting your eyes upon some pretty intense stuff!

“Your beauty betrays you. For you wish to be shrouded in the cloak of night. Hidden from your beloved. But even in this darkness. Your eyes glisten like sapphires. Warm women. Rich girls. Wet evenings. Lysergic acid. Leather. Sex games. Blonde hair. Brilliance.”

“Running the vibrant streets at dusk. My fresh new woman and I. Wine-soaked. Finger-locked. In nothing but jeans. Why should we sleep. Let’s fuck. We’re here right now aren’t we. You and I. In the universe.”

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“The closer we feel to death. The closer we are to life. Surfing monstrous waves. Riding motorcycles. Suffocation for the sake of orgasm.”

“Enter now the eternal summer. The crystal tropics await. A tribe of deep electric jungle. Face paint. Drum rhythms. Semen sprawled upon trees. Marble palaces on canals. Naked women on great green lawns. Joyous, sensuous copulations. At night. Beneath the incoming rain.”

“Once upon a time in Hollywood. Guitars. Gardens. Chandeliers. Sex. Streetlamps. Music as immense mass seduction. Copulations in the back rows of movie theaters. Houses in the hills. Swimming pools. Fin-tailed Cadillacs. Lime juice. Coffee shops in alleyways. Comely girls with nose freckles smiling at you. Ah Hollywood.”

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“It was but a night. Now I’ve been bedridden for days. She gave me my entire life in an evening.”

“One night. On the beach. Vibratory waves pulsing. Lysergic. Behind my eyes. I saw a woman. In the shallows. Wading. Denim cut-off jeans. No shirt. Blue beads around her neck. Next moment. Pointed right at me. Grinned wide. Motioned me over. I got a hard-on. And swam.”

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