Guys, Khloe Kardashian blind drunk on a boat in Turks and Caicos is such a vibe.
E! just dropped a new trailer for the upcoming season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians and A LOT happens! Basically, the three-minute clip shows the Good American founder, her sister Kourtney Kardashian and all of their close friends (Larsa Pippen, Stephanie Shepherd, Malika Haqq etc.) getting super wasted off tequila while on a very rowdy girls’ trip.
WATCH: Khloe goes wild in the new KUWTK trailer for season 17
The clip begins with an anxious Khloe telling her big sis that it’s been years since she’s vacationed with a group of girls and is worried drama will ensue.
“I’m, I don’t know, not nervous. I’ve just never been around that many girls for like five days,” Khloe, 35, says.
Despite asking her to keep her concerns a secret, blabbermouth Kourtney proceeds to tell all the ladies that she’s “freaking out”.
The next scene shows a now carefree Khloe skulling a bottle of tequila and living her best life while jetting around on a boat and enjoying some high-speed tubing. We’re also blessed with some footage of Khloe trying to loosen Kourtney up by force-feeding her drinks.
“Swallow it b***h,” the mum-of-one screams. “Turn the music up.”
Get it, Khlo Money!
At this point in time, E! hasn’t announced when season 17 of KUWTK airs, but all I can say is that I’m happy Koko is living the dream. Meanwhile, Kylie Jenner’s former bestie Jordyn Woods is hanging out with another one of Khloe’s ex-boyfriends.
New footage recently emerged showing the model grinding on and smoking hookah with none other than Houston Rockets basketball player James Harden. According to TMZ, the pair enjoyed a boozy night together at Belle Station— a popular bar in Houston, Texas— and were even spotted “cosying” up in a private booth where they were snapped hanging out with a bunch of pals.
A source close to the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star told the outlet that isn’t the first time Jordyn and James have spent time together… unbeknownst to Khloe.
The reality TV star and NBA player dated back in 2015 after she announced she’d split from her ex-hsuband of seven years, Lamar Odom. Less than two months after going public with their romance, they called it quits, with James later admitting he grew tired of constantly being hounded by the paparazzi following Khloe.
“I didn’t like all the attention. I feel like it was for no reason,” he later told Sports Illustrated of the “worst year” of his life.
“I wasn’t getting anything out of it except my name out there and my face out there, and I don’t need that— it wasn’t uncomfortable, but it wasn’t me.”
He continued: “I don’t need pictures of myself when I’m driving my car. Who cares? What shoes am I wearing? Who cares? Where am I eating? Who cares?”
Jordyn’s dalliance with James comes weeks after her relationship with Kylie was called into question. Although it’s been months since she and Tristan Thompson made headlines for their infamous hookup, the Kylie Cosmetics founder said in the latest teaser trailer for the upcoming season of KUWTKthat she’s still struggling to come to terms with losing her best friend of nearly a decade.
“So, Jordyn – do you miss her? Do you want to be friends with her?” Khloe asked Kylie as they discussed the scandal’s after-effects.
“I think this whole Jordyn situation needed to happen for a reason – for me, for her, for you, for everybody,” the 21-year-old mum to Stormi Webster, 1, replied carefully. “She was my security blanket, she lived with me. We did everything together.”
The makeup mogul continued: “I just felt like I have Jordyn, I don’t need anything else. And I feel like there’s a part of me that needed to grow without her. Sometimes people are there for certain reasons at certain times in your life, and then not there for others.”
Khloe— who shares daughter True Thompson with her former NBA player boyfriend— went on to praise Kylie for her mature attitude towards the situation.
“I really respect in you that you’re really good at being calm even when you probably do wanna scream at someone. I think it’s because you’re so confident and secure with who you are, which is so wonderful.
“It’s a really inspiring trait that you have, Khloe gushed.
“I feel like we’re all just so lucky to have each other. I feel a lot of the reason I am the way I am is because of you guys,” Kylie said, referencing the famously close bond between the Kardashian-Jenner sisters Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian and Kylie and her supermodel sister Kendall Jenner.