This is Meghan Markle and Prince Harry as you’ve probably never seen them before: kissing passionately, involved in bitchy confrontations, and acting out a camp mockery of their actual lives!
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Yes, this isn’t the real royal couple in action, it’s a preview of new Lifetime movie, Harry & Meghan: Becoming Royal, the sequel to the little-seen trash-fest, Harry & Meghan: A Royal Romance.
Lead Tiffany Smith is a passable doppelgänger for Meghan Markle, while Charlie Field is just ginger-haired and handsome – and that’s as close as we’re going to get to Prince Harry.
So close, but yet so far
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‘I just feel like I'm pretending to be this beautiful swan,’ moans Meghan in the clip, before we cut to a confrontation with an anonymous blonde hater with a clipped, upper crust accent.
‘It’s got to be hard to look at yourself in the mirror, and all you see is a hypocrite,’ she snipes. To which Meghan responds: ‘I'm still waiting on that curtsey.’
Who IS this woman? And does it matter?
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The film premiers in the US on May 27, on Lifetime.
Matthew DenbyMatt is the host of WHO's popular TV podcast, Binge List, and he enjoys writing news, reviews and entertainment content. His favourite TV show is Gogglebox, and his greatest ever celebrity experience was flirting with Jackie Collins.