"We are here at my headquarters and this is the official Kylie Cosmetics tour," Kylie tells the camera, decked out in Chanel.
We haven't even made it inside yet and we're reeking of envy.
Kylie walks us through the lobby, where you're smacked in the face with PINK.
"I specifically wanted pink accents everywhere, I didn't want the office to be overwhelming with pink."
Kylie's "favourite part" is the full open office space. The 21-year-old reveals they designed the entire space to make it "super personal".
Every magazine cover of Kylie ever printed are displayed on a counter, underneath photos of Kylie from promo shoots.
We guess that really is super personal.
The office always features Kylie's "iconic Lip Kip wall" that has featured in every Kylie Cosmetics pop up store.
It's Kylie's "creative room" that has us most floored. While the entire space is pink and decorated beautifully, its this room "where all the magic happens" that is stark white with, wait for it, fluffy wheely chairs.
The longest Kylie has ever spent in this meeting room is approximately 9 hours. That's a long time! Picking new lip colours ain't easy.
Readers mission: let's discover what Kylie Jenner's favourite drink is, because in this impeccably organised drinks fridge she blurs it out as it's always too hard for her to find.
WE NEED IT.
The tour continues on through communal lunch areas (with paper straws, not plastic, of course), Kris Jenner's personal alcohol tray, and employees offices.
Oh, and did we mention Kylie has a bouquet of 'money flowers' from Alexander Wang.
"I thought they were so cool, obviously I wasn't going to get rid of them so I put them in my office."
The office is littered with touches of Stormi as well, whether it be her high-chair, photos of the little bub and of course her own bedroom.
Kylie Cosmetics has recently branched into Kylie Skin, so naturally her office has its own Skincare department.
Now, it wouldn't be any Kardashian/Jenner fit out without their own photo studio!
"This is my mini photo studio," says Kylie "...well it's not mini it's huge."
"I really never have to leave my office, that was my goal to do everything under the same roof."
Glam rooms, bathrooms, green rooms. The list goes on.
The place is like a fortress that Kylie Jenner never, ever leaves... and we can't blame her. It's completely boujee.
How large the actual building is, is something we can't even comprehend. All we know is that we need this champagne vending machine in our lives: