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Shh! We’ve found the quietest vibrators to shop for discreet fun

They'll be our little secret.

As much as we love loud, rambunctious fun in the bedroom, sometimes we are just in the market for something a little more… discreet. 

Luckily, there are a lot of options to choose from that offer something a little quieter when it comes to our self-love time or date night, because we all know, especially with roommates or kids around, there are some things we’d like to keep private. 

Of course, when it comes to vibrations, it is hard to be completely silent. However, we have put on our thinking caps and done some research to find the quietest vibrators on the market for you to add to your collection this year. 

Read on to find our top picks and get shopping – we promise to keep this just between us. 

2024’s Top 3 Quiet Vibrators

  1. Smile Makers The Billionaire, $52.47, Adore Beauty
  2. VUSH Majesty 2 Wand, $87.50, VUSH
  3. LELO Soraya Wave Rabbit Massager, $251.92, Amazon Australia

The Best Quiet Vibrators Australia 2024

Vush Majesty 2
(Credits: VUSH)

VUSH Majesty 2 Wand

$87.50 (previously $125.00) at VUSH

You may recognise this vibrator from Cardi B’s music video Up, and if it’s good enough for Cardi, it’s good enough for us!

Featuring 50 pleasure settings, including 10 vibration patterns, this 100% waterproof vibrator is loved for its flexible wand head and whisper-quiet operation.

Key Features:

  • 50 pleasure settings (10 vibration patterns, five intensity levels)
  • 100% waterproof
  • Medical-grade silicone
  • Magnetic USB charging
  • Whisper-quiet

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Womanizer Pro Vibrator
(Credits: Lovehoney)

Womanizer x Lovehoney Pro40 Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator

$169.95 at Lovehoney

It may look heavy-duty, but the Womanizer x Lovehoney Pro40 Clitoral Stimulator is super powerful without the noise.

Featuring gentle suction and pulsation modes, the Womanizer incorporates the brand’s signature Pleasure Air Technology and ergonomic, waterproof design for some satisfyingly silent alone time.

Key Features:

  • Clitoral suction stimulator
  • Six levels of intensity
  • Waterproof
  • USB rechargeable
  • Womanizer Pleasure Air Technology for contactless stimulation

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Smile Makers The Billionaire vibrator
(Credits: Adore Beauty)

Smile Makes The Billionaire Quiet Vibrator

$52.47 (previously $74.95) at Adore Beauty

Whether you’re a beginner wanting to experiment with toys or on the lookout for a sleek and discreet vibe, the Smile Makers The Billionaire is a small, but mighty addition to your self-love routine.

Featuring four speed settings and two pulsation modes, this bullet-shaped vibrator can be used both externally and internally – offering maximum pleasure while remaining whisper quiet.

Key Features:

  • Polished silicone
  • Four speed and two pulsation settings
  • Bullet shaped
  • Waterproof
  • Two-year warranty
  • Rechargeable

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Lelo Soraya Wave Vibrator
(Credits: LELO)

LELO Soraya Wave Rabbit Massager

$251.92 at Amazon Australia

A splurge-worthy toy for the experts in the room, the LELO Soraya Wave Rabbit Massager will deliver internal and external pleasure without making a sound.  

Featuring eight pleasure settings and an extra-long battery life, this luxury vibrator is sculpted to offer simultaneous stimulation, while its waterproof body-safe silicone makes the Soraya Wave the perfect accessory for any extra steamy showers.

Key Features:

  • Eight pleasure settings
  • Waterproof
  • Two-hour use time, 90-day standby battery life
  • Rechargeable
  • Maximum noise level: 50dB

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Dame Pom Vibrator
(Credits: Lookfantastic)

Dame Pom Flexible Vibrator

$118.97 (previously $169.95) at Lookfantastic

For super quiet full vulva stimulation, the Dame Pom is a palm-shaped vibrator for both broad and targetted vibration.

Featuring a soft, organic feel and compact size, this small but mighty vibrator offers five speeds and five intensities for endless external play options.

Key Features:

  • Palm-shaped
  • Five speed and five intensity settings
  • Rocker function for customisable pleasure settings
  • Whisper quiet motor
  • Medical-grade silicone
  • Waterproof
  • USB rechargeable

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How to make a vibrator more quiet

If you’re looking for some self-love but need to keep it on the quiet, opt for a vibrator made of silicone rather than hard plastic, as they tend to be quieter.

When shopping for a vibrator, be sure to look out for toys labelled as “whisper quiet” or “silent,” as these tend to minimise any unwanted operating noise. To minimise the noise of your existing vibrator, experiment with various speeds and settings to discover quieter vibration options.

Placing a thick blanket or pillow underneath/over your vibrator can also help muffle any remaining sound.

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