All of a sudden, everything gets intense when Jess laughs while Mike tries to explain to Heidi the issues in their relationship.
“Is this funny to you?” he asks.
“I think you’re a pig, really!” Jess says.
“How dare you speak to me like that! I can’t stand your face!” he asks.
Dan is quick to chime in and tell Jess to calm down. “Stop! This is about these two.”
Jules also comes in with an opinion: “With all respect, honestly Jess I listen to you guys and you know what I’m happy for you and then the way you’re shaking your head when you listen to those guys is so rude.”
“Ohhhhhhh, blahhhhhhh. Yeah fine!” Jess rebuts with attitude.
Mike storms off. Jules tells the camera that Jess is rude and disrespectful and she’s really upset.
“Well you know you have girls and you have women…” Jules says.
“I beg your pardon?” Jess asks.
A defensive Martha says: “What does that mean? That you act better than we act?”
“Not at all, it’s just your maturity levels are different,” Jules says
Michael is quick to stick for his wife and reveals his wife "is a woman!"
Jessika is NOT happy, “Don’t back down now!” she shoots at Jules.
“But just tell me. Why YOUSE are women and we [are] girls?” A furious Jess asks.
This is some real talk. “It’s the way you act. There are girls who will scream and yell like you have and there are women who will actually talk and have a conversation,” Jules says.
“Rewind!” Martha says, before Jess screams out: “We’re millennials babe!”
Mike chimes in, “Martha you flip out over a loss of a nail!”
At this stage, Martha and Jessika are annoyed and they continue to yell.
“Jess you called your husband a bitch!” Mike says.
“But yours and Heidi’s relationship is so bad… you told me that!” Jess says.
“I didn’t say that! She’s full of it! You know I didn’t tell you that. That was an out and out lie,” Mike yells in defence.
There are SO MANY emotions! Ning defends Mike, but it’s too late – Heidi is upset.
“You dropped me right in the shit…” Mike says.
“You said it’s been like a shit fight right from the start!” Jess says.
“Does that sound like my words? Does that bogan bullshit sound like my words?” Mike asks Heidi.
This is too much for Jess. “I don’t care about your relationship. You’re a piece of shit!” she says.
EEK, bring on Sunday's episode!
