"I feel bad for you Mike," Dean starts off.
Mike quickly says, "Don't feel bad for me! We men have to stick together."
Then the bro-fest ends when Deans questions, "Was there a little bit of BS in that? I had a lot on BS in mine [he's referring to his vows with Tracey]."
He continues, "It was with Tracey. She's a great girl. But it was pressure from the producers, the country. I didn't really love her."
And then Mike loses it! Watch it below...
"Listen, Dean, I can't speak to your story. I'm a little disappointed I thought you were sincere."
Dean jumps in, "It's the pressure. The producers did things. The rest of the show I was completely sincere."
Clearly annoyed, Mike said, "I was completely sincere in the moment. Fear not."
Dean ready to battle then goes, "How many girls have you banged since the show?"
And Mike literally goes A-WOL: "Alright Dean I think we're done here. You don't know me. Keep on keeping on."
Not backing down, Heidi's man continues, "You did good work, you set the pace. But I'm a one-woman man."
Dean then provides all of us with some rather juicy intel.
"I was up on the Gold Coast over the weekend and heard a lot of things. It wasn't meant as an insult."
Despite the disaster that was Dean - who they end the chat with - the hosts can't seem to let go of Mike and Heidi pretending to be a couple.
The trio bring up a comment he liked about fans being shocked he was paired up with "basketcase Heidi."
Explaining the mistake, Mike says, "You know when your scrolling and your thumb presses something."
"You can unlike it," Wippa states.
We need a drink after that... Speaking of which Mike did drop one juicy detail about the reunion.
"Martha throws a glass of wine at Cyrell. She took some holding back and she was still fighting us off."
He adds, "It's really spicy."
And apparently, he gets involved, "You'd be surprised if I didn't," he confessed.
Before throwing out this telling comment - "Ines won't disappoint. She brought her A-game that night."