He posted a bizarre selfie, perfect for all the single girls to slide into his DMs.
He wrote, "Mid week hump day quote, hope everyone’s week is amazing and enjoyable."
Dan then recited: “When a bird is alive it eats ants ... When the bird has died.... ants eat it. One tree can be made into a million matchsticks.... But only one matchstick is needed to burn a million trees . Circumstances can change at any time. Don’t devalue or hurt anyone in this life..... You may be powerful today."
Ending his Dr Seus inspired couplet, he added, "But time is more powerful than you. #mafs #humpday"
The boys of the reality TV world all rejoiced in what appears to be an "I'm on the market" post.
Jake Ellis said, " Preach my man! 🙌🏻"
Dino remarked, "That is what we call #karma! 🙌 hope you are doing well 👍"
And then MAFS token "man" Mike added, "Legend."
Then Jessika got her claws into the mix, sharing with the world that her modelling days are well and truly back.
Posting a series of self-portraits, Jess remarked to the world, "Thank you, next."
The couple were set to appear on the TODAY show - but failed to turn up.
Georgie Gardner asked MAFS' relationship expert John Aiken, "What happened to Dan and Jess? They were scheduled to appear this morning."
John observed: "They're struggling like a lot of couples, they have ups and downs."
Then Deborah Knight said what we're all thinking.
"So they broke up last night effectively?"
