MAFS Funny was the first to pick up on the dramatic makeover, sharing a side-by-side shot of Michael's new do.
And then Michael echoed the post, sharing a snap to his Instagram Story.
But alas, in the name of Donald Trump, it was FAKE NEWS.
Michael confirmed the gag, saying, "This went too well! #AprilFools"
He may chop his hair off in the future.
"Next thing we're doing is putting clippers to it and it's coming off!" Martha, 30, joked on her hubby's behalf during a chat with Talking Married.
He was asked if he'd say goodbye to his mane for charity, to which he dished, "Maybe, but let's keep that on the down low."