"I decided that single wasn't the way to be. I have met someone I am with now and I would take a bullet for her. She is my world and I am really happy," said Michael who failed to win viewers over after allegedly hooking up with Hayley Vernon during a drunken night out.
He continued: "It worked out for me in the end I guess. I am really happy and it's a good feeling waking up and going, 'Wow, how did this all work out for me?"
When asked whether they grab the popcorn, sit down and watch Michael cheat on his TV wife, create drama, cause havoc, and scream at his co-stars, he said she obviously prefers to turn a blind eye and change the channel... duh.
"At times it can be very challenging for any girl to watch that. Imagine going over to your boyfriend's house, a year has gone by and he's flicking through pictures of him and his ex on holiday in Bali. You're going to be like, 'hey, you get them in the recycling bin. You get rid of them or burn them. Yeah, you burn them.' No one wants to see that!"
Meanwhile, Stacey has been taking digs at Michael left, right, and centre, revealing during an Instagram Live that she'd "rather swallow acid and die" than ever see or date that man again.
While we're not entirely sure where things fell apart, Stacey suggested during an Instagram Live that Michael flew off the handle when word spread that she allegedly slept with their co-star, Mikey Pembroke.
"You will see at the reunion that he thinks I cheated on him. Uh, Mikey comes back for 20 seconds of fame instead of 10, so that's pretty much it," the lawyer to be said.