We're talking two minutes into meeting his bride at the altar. At least, not all is lost as he finds it in his heart to admit: "Yeah I like her eyes, I like her teeth."
"She's got a nice face, I'm not judging her on her body image. Maybe I can get her to go for a run in the morning."
Elizabeth, on the other hand, was having a major crisis and pretty much scorns her makeup artist for suggesting she does anything but paint her whole face in intense makeup before she meets her prince charming.
Once they do meet, of course, she gushes: "He's so beautiful! I find him so attractive!"
Now, let's talk about the wedding night.
Sam is a pure gentleman and actually helps undress his new bride, confirming he refuses to do the deed on their first night together.
We're going to guess he's going to have to pay for that move. Bring on their dinner parties!