"Last week, Mick and I weren't going well. But then Dan walked in and you could see our connection from the get-go," she said as Martha nodded anxiously. "Well, at last week's dinner party he told me exactly how he felt, saying 'I came here for love and I can see a connection with someone in the first 60 seconds and I got goosebumps when I was with you.'"
She continued: "I love Dan."
Martha— being the absolute legend that she is— did the rest of Australia a solid and basically told her to get a grip.
"You had that night after last week... and now you love him?"
"We all came here to meet that person that person that we want to. Unfortunately for you, that wasn't Mick, but if you can bow out in a civil way... you should take Mick out for a drink," Martha said. "Put a flannel shirt on, have some banter, tell him it's not on, you want to leave, you want the best for him."
Ugh, Martha can we please be friends? I need someone like you in my life.