“Zero shame and zero f***s.”
Talk about breaking the internet!
All killer no filler.
Booking an appointment immediately.
Hashtag coconut oil.
And there's one procedure she regrets.
"You were sleeping with your ex-boyfriend over the Christmas period."
They're hurling rogue accusations at each other left, right, and centre.
"They're not of interest to me"
"The day I met Martha, I didn't like her."
She wasn't considered A-list enough!
She admits to feeling clucky. Take note Michael Brunelli.
In true Martha fashion!
We're onto you, Martha!
When in Rome?
This is how much it costs to post like Martha.
Take THAT haters!
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