"I'm a mullet of all trades."
"I'm at home in the water or on land."
"Just a knockabout bloke surprised to be here."
"I've spent years by the water but I had my fair share of battles."
"I like the spotlight but I've had more than a few sleepless nights."
"I'm not really into strict routine, I prefer to improvise. I know it's not the way to make a big hit, but beggars can't be choosers."
"I've never really been the boss but I have been known to take your breath away, that's official."
Duster - George Calombaris
"I'm Duster and I'm always busy, but whether you like me is a matter of personal taste."
"Why am I a Duster? Because I’m never happier than when I’m busy."
"Do I try to do too much? Probably. That’s because everything has to look just right."
"Visuals are very important in my game."
"I’m a self-made Duster. No one gave me a break."
"At 17 my future was set and fame came with it."
"I knew I would be truly ready for public attention if I just stayed in my lane."
"I am always on the ball. Still, I’ve had my share of ups and downs. But I know victory is always there."
"My face is known to one fifth of the entire world."
"I'm just as sweet as I look, all the way to my sugary soul."
And I haven’t stopped since."
"I never want to grow up so I can keep doing what a baby does."
"I love flowers. I’ve been around them all my life."
"I’m a baby so I’m short, but not short for anything in particular."
"Aren’t these animals perfect? Well, I don’t like perfection. It makes me go wah, wah!"
"Am I the type to spit the dummy? I am not. That’s a nasty web you weave when you do that. And watch out for the spider bites."
"I’ve been front and centre. And I’ve been on the wings. Front and centre is better."
"I stand up for what I believe in. And I am known for having a good laugh."
"I'm not of this world or the other but you will all be entranced by my unexpected power."
"As a vampire,
"I'm Piñata and I'm a glorious thoroughbred steed who loves celebrations."
"This time, I’m taking a big stick to the opposition."
"I’ve moved many, many times, chasing my dreams. Luckily, I’m comfortable with both home and away."
"Piñata don’t have claws, usually. I’ve learned to be aggressive. Other times, I’m soft and cuddly."
"When I started my career, I had the luck of the Irish. And my luck never really left me. I’d bet my name on it. Although I did back the wrong group in Melbourne."
"My brethren have supported me all the way. To be sure, to be sure."
"You’d never guess I was a scholar. Looks can be deceiving. Right?"
"You haven’t seen everything Piñata has to offer. I’ve got plenty of surprises inside."
"Australia has become my home away from home."
"This lightning might shock you but be warned, I never strike the same place twice."
"Lightning affects the airwaves, and my interference got noticed young. I know how to make you notice me."
"I made other waves when I was young too. Solid state, absolutely. But I left the goals behind."
"Am I driven? More…self-directed."
"Following the path of least resistance. Going with the flow."
"Not too many wrong turns. Although one crash did hurt."
"I’ve been richer. And I’ve been poor. Nine months a year without a home."
"Don’t overestimate a good education."
"Travel hasn’t always been my choice. But it led to my fame."
Volcano - Vinnie Jones
"I'm a hottie and you don't want to be around when this volcano starts smoking!"
"I am the Volcano. And you never know when I’ll blow my top."
"Volcanoes are here for a long time, not a good time! I know I have some dragon in my history, and that’s not unusual."
"I don’t want to get emotional… ..but I remember when Hollywood called. Cultural differences were very big. But I’m someone who believes in grabbing life by the you-know-whats."
"Whatever you think of me, respect my three records, although you probably only know of one, back when I was having the time of my life."
"Us volcanoes believe in fighting fire with fire. Will I blow my top again? You can set your watch by it."
“What I do is box-office gold and I won’t let anything stand in my way.”
"Everybody loves a late night kebab but this kebab might be a bit saucy for the sensitive types."
"Yeah, no, I’m the Kebab. And I reckon I got the lot. I never stop."
"I’m at it all day, every day. There’s nothing else I ever wanted to be."
"I like the inner city. Quiet at times. But a bit of hot sauce…I go off. A real wild one."
"Psst. I’ll let you in on a little secret. I get kissed by strangers."
"It’s great being the Kebab and working for yourself. If you’re not the type who needs other people."
When asked if they're a a man or a woman, Kebab said: "Here’s what I can say about that. Mostly I’m one. But I have been known to be the other."
"I want to experiment and push the boundaries of our reality."
As-as-as long as we have some faith."
"Pull this dolly's string and I'll talk but I'm going to be the dolly I want to be."
"I don’t mind a bit of back and forth.
Well, not THIS Dolly."
"My earliest childhood dreams were to take on the entire world and beat them.”
"I am queen of the ocean and my mysterious siren call captivates the entire world."
"I am the great Atlantis, and I am the queen of all I see."
"I am a goddess of water. I am fluid, taking many shapes and forms. But I have been punished just for being who I am. And I have been rewarded for the same reason."
"I am a creature of the sea. The ocean was my original home."
"The land holds mystery and disappointment for me."
"My world is colourful, but you wouldn’t know it. It’s not just black and white."
"Fashions come and go, but words can last forever. Life is like that."
"I heard the siren of Hollywood many times. But Washington only once. It was one of life’s happy accidents."
"I am Atlantis and I shall be your queen."
"As Queen, I am whatever I choose to be. And I am familiar with being someone else.”