Live webcam website CamSoda has made a foray into the sex toy market and are set to release a *checks notes* Pete Davidson dildo.
Specially made, and adorned with some very colourful tattoos, the dildo – which is not endorsed by Pete – is apparently designed to ‘help girls get off to the latest and greatest (and supposedly biggest, wink wink) celebrity heartthrob’.
The smart dildo can apparently also be ‘synced’ to Pete’s performances on Saturday Night Live, with it ‘gyrating accordingly’ when he appears on screen. Cringe.
Our sexy obsession with the SNL comedian is becoming less and less niche as his dating life gets more and more attention.
Rumours that he is currently dating Kim Kardashian began when they were spotted holding hands on a rollercoaster over Halloween.
They met last month when Kim hosted Saturday Night Live for the first time, and also shared a kiss in a skit where she starred as the Jasmine to his Aladdin.
They have now been spotted dining out in Staten Island together as well. While there’s been no official confirmation, we’re sure a rogue coupling like that would fit for 2021.
In the past, 27-year-old Pete has also been linked to actresses Kate Beckinsale, Maid star Margaret Qualley, and Bridgerton’s Phoebe Dynevor, as well as model Kaia Gerber.
However, he was probably most famously engaged to Ariana Grande for a few months in 2018, who began a few rumours that might have inspired this whole dildo thing.
On Twitter, Ariana responded to a fan who asked her how ‘long’ Pete Davidson was, in reference to the song.
“Like 10 inches? … oh f–k … I mean … like a lil over a minute,” she famously said in a now-deleted reply.
The comment also led The Cut to write an article that popularised the term ‘big d–k energy’ for a while, writing that “when you take one look at Pete Davidson, there’s just something about that tall, gangly white guy that makes you think ‘Oh yeah, he’s definitely just two inches shy of a 7-Eleven foot long’.”
Pete has not endorsed the dildo, and also didn’t seem pleased with Ariana’s comments, which he discussed after their breakup.
“I don’t like that she talked all that s–t for my penis,” he said during a stand-up set.
“Why would she tell everyone that I have a huge penis? So that every girl who sees my d–k for the rest of my life is disappointed,” he joked.
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