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Married At First Sight’s Cyrell just shared an epic rap shading all her cast mates

Cyclone is in the house. And she is spinning these decks off the table!
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Let’s be honest, we all thought we’d have to wait for the Married At First Sight reunion to hear from Cyrell.

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But she’s still around.

This time, the ex-wife of Nic stopped by Fitzy and Wippa to belt out a rap song about her cast mates.

YOU NEED TO WATCH IT. SHE LAYS INTO THEM BIG TIME.

The reality TV contestant was in a rap battle with Fitzy – and lucky for you, we have all of her lyrics.

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Cyrell on Fitzy and Wippa. (Credit: Nova)

Cyrell’s rap

Ring ring ring, you ain’t King Ding a Ling

This jailbird’s out and she’s about to sing

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Come on Fitzy, I’ll make your death quick

‘Cos just like ketchup, you’re rich but thick

Fitzy’s got no jokes and nothing in the tank

You sit here fake-laughing at Wippa the piggy bank

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I ain’t got no jokes about what Wippa eats

So he can relax now and remove his hairpiece

Fitzy you think you’re a lyrical wrestler

You’re as two faced as that mole Jessika

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And don’t get me started on my mate Nic

You can’t teach an old cheating dog, brand new tricks

If bed-hopping was a sport, Jess would win gold

She’d hook up with Wippa – no wait, he’s too old

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I’m shouting, Jess’s lips are pouting
Then she’s shagging Dan, there ain’t no doubting

I’ve had my fights, I’ve broken plates on Martha

I’ve demolished men like Wippa does a pasta

Whenever I leave a room there’s a nasty smell

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‘Cos that’s what you get when you throw down with Cyrell

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