He turns the conversation back to you
There's a reason John (Eric Bana) prefers to talk about Debra. Because he's hiding something!
He feeds you with a spoon
On the one hand, it can be viewed as romantic. On the other, it's controlling.
He makes himself too comfortable
Who even does that?
He takes no for an answer really badly
John's behaviour when he has to be talked off Debra's bed like a small child then storms out of her apartment without a word should've been a huge red flag for Debra. But all it took was one phone call for him to woo her back.
He says things like "Damn, we're good looking"
Who even says that?
He's mean to your kids... and threatens to slap them
If your new boyfriend is the reason you're disinviting one of your kids from Thanksgiving dinner, it's time to take a good, hard look at what's going on.
He moves in with you after five weeks
Or, you know, marries you after eight-and-a-half weeks. And makes it seem like it's your idea!