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Shot To The Heart! These Top Rated Bullet Vibrators Are Your Best Bedroom Ammunition

Sometimes all you need is less than a handful...

If there’s one kind of bullet in this world that you really don’t want to dodge, it’s that of the sex toy variety.

Small but mighty, it’s true what they say: good things definitely can come in small packages (no pun intended).

Not quite as intimidating in size as their adult toy cousins like rabbit vibrators and wands, bullet vibrators have become a favoured option to elevate both solo and partnered play time to elite status.

“Bullet vibrators are a popular choice for a first sex toy, certainly for those who don’t know where to begin,” explains psycho-sexologist and Lovehoney ambassador Chantelle Otten.

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“While most mini bullet vibrators look like…bullets, there are a wide range of shapes, materials, power sources, and designs available for you to choose from. For those just getting started, a traditional bullet might be best.”

She adds: “Although small in size (usually around two to three inches), they certainly deliver in the pleasure department. They’re also extremely versatile & can be used on a range of different erogenous zones, such as the nipples, neck or inner thigh. By getting to know your bullet and exploring your body with it, you’ll find the things that feel best for you.”

There’s pros and cons to all toys on the market, with some types of toys more suited for certain types of play, pleasure and preferences than others.

When it comes to bullet vibrators, they’re well suited for precise and targeted stimulation, thanks to their size while those after penetrative play or internal stimulation should be advise that other options may be a more effective way of getting there.

On the plus side, bullet vibrators are also quite compact, meaning they are the perfect travel companion for trips away from home.

“Another great pro of a bullet vibrator is that you can add them to other compatible toys such as cockrings, masturbator sleeves, hollow strap-ons and dildos to add a vibrating element to these other toys, turning the fun up another notch,” adds Chantelle.

With all that in mind, there’s no better time to embark on your shopping journey – and we’ve rounded up the best bullet vibrators to invest in for maximum enjoyment.

The best bullet vibrators on the market in 2024 

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Best Discreet Bullet Vibrator:

Lovehoney X Love Not War, $116.95 (usually $129.95), Lovehoney

One of Chantelle’s top picks when it comes to bullet vibrators is this popular option.

“Made from recycled aluminium and soft, body safe silicone, this little vibe is pocket-sized yet surprisingly powerful,” she says.

“Whether you are in the mood for discreet solo play or getting intimate with your partner, this lipstick-shaped bullet offers deep powerful vibrations, with multiple speeds and patterns. Plus, it comes with a storage bag and a travel lock for fun on the go.”

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Best Versatile Bullet Vibrator: 

Durex Play Vibe & Tease Vibrator, $59.99, Amazon

Get two toys for the price of one with this Durex multi-speed vibrator that can be used as your classic bullet or otherwise can be taken up a notch with the Teaser Tip that can be used to heighten sensations on erogenous zones. 

It’s even water resistant to take in the tub with you – splish splash! 

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Lelo Mia Bullet vibrator
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Best Luxury Bullet Vibrator:

Mia 2 Bullet, $129, LELO

Chic and discreet, LELO’s lipstick-shaped Mia 2 is as aesthetically pleasing as they come.

But we all know, looks aren’t the only thing that matter. Lucky for us then that Mia has everything you need, packed into the tiny device. It’s waterproof, USB-rechargeable and has six different patterns delivering powerful vibrations to help get you off, anytime, anywhere.

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Best Quiet Bullet Vibrator:

The Petit Eiffel, $85, Frenchie

Sometimes the most crucial feature of a sex toy is just how quiet that all-important buzz is so you can avoid anyone else knowing how much fun you’re up to (housemates, family members, neighbours… we see you!).

Enter: Frenchie’s Petit Eiffel. This waterproof, easy-to-use mini vibrator has seven speeds and modes and for those who like things discreet, it’s very quiet at 

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Best Beginner Bullet Vibrator:

Frankie Bullet Vibrator, $60, Normal

If you’re new to the sex toy game and don’t know where to start, let us offer you some assistance with this easy-to-use device.

The Frankie bullet vibrator concentrates its power into its rounded point, meaning you can aim it directly towards the area you’re wanting to explore.

Normal also offers a 100-day guarantee if you’re not impressed, so if Frankie doesn’t satsify you, send it back in exchange for credit towards another option.

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Best Budget Bullet Vibrator:

Magic Bullet 10 Function Silver Bullet Vibrator, $22.45 (usually $24.95), Lovehoney

“A firm favourite of many is the Lovehoney Magic Bullet 10 Function Bullet Vibrator, perfect for those chasing a slice for pleasure paradise,” says Chantelle.

“Although coming in at a lower price point, this vibe features a total of 10 vibration speeds and patterns, teamed with a pointed tip for targeted & precise clit stimulation. Lay the bullet horizontally along your slice or insert for internal delight, this vibe is also great for missionary sex as its small size keeps out of the way of penetrative action. This bullet is also a great addition for edge play with a partner.

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Lelo Lyla 2
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Best Bullet Vibrator for Couples:

Lyla 2, $229, LELO

There’s no time like the present to get your partner involved with bullet vibrator play.

The Lyla 2 is a premium, remote-controlled toy which offers eight different vibration patterns and can be worn internally or enjoyed externally. The remote control is claimed to have up to 3x more range than its competitors, so hand over the reigns and relax into hands-free fun.

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We Vibe Tango bullet vibrator
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Best Overall Bullet Vibrator:

We-Vibe Tango Bullet Vibrator, $107.99 (usually $119.99), Wild Secrets

With eight vibration speeds and patterns, whisper quiet buzz and storage bag included, this waterproof and discreet bullet vibrator is a best seller for good reason.

“Since seperating from my husband I have spent a decent amount of money on toys and the Tango definitely holds a special place in my heart,” said one satisfied five-star reviewer.

“It’s a small thing with deep rumbling vibes and truely packs a punch.”

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