There’s literally nothing worse than watching a new TV show with the hottest, best dressed guys of all time when you have a boyfriend. Nothing tests a relationship more than discovering a new fictional man to obsess over and then having to sit across from your real-life boyfriend like everything’s fine.
Whether you’re off the market but secretly team Dean Di Laurentis, Garrett Graham, Justin Kohl, or one of the other gorgeous men, I feel your pain. But there is one thing we can do to make this all slightly more bearable; start dressing our boyfriend like he’s a character in Off Campus.
Unhinged? Perhaps. Necessary? Absolutely. They can’t just expect us to be business as usual when our hearts have been stolen by the television. No, no, if they love us, they’ll let us style them. PSA: Not in a Kanye way, more of a Queer Eye way.
Garrett Graham
Where to begin with this one… Garrett Graham brought back male yearning in the best possible way. I mean, who wouldn’t want this absolute 10 pining for them? Belmont Camelli’s character is perfect in every way; his personality, his looks, the back tattoo and of course, his style.
If Garrett is your reason for rewatching Off Campus ten times, despite having a boyfriend. Here are some pieces you can integrate into his wardrobe to bring a bit of No.44 into your reality:
Dean Di Laurentis
Ladies and gentleman, I present to you the man who made liking blonde men acceptable again, Dean Di Laurentis. Going from the man who couldn’t be tamed to the lover boy was not on our bingo cards, but that made his arc even better.
Stephen Kalyn, who plays Dean, may be built like a Greek God, but his styling is also on point. If you’re a Dean girlie (Gilmore Girls fans will get sick saying that), then here are some items you can add to your boyfriend’s wardrobe to try and keep the dream alive.
John Tucker
Where were the men like John Tucker when I was in college? A full-time student, star hockey player and practically a chef too; husband material if I’ve ever seen it. And don’t forget about Jalen Thomas Brooks’ perfect curls- they add so much to the character.
If you want to start slowly turning your boyfriend into husband material (John Tucker style), then starting with his wardrobe may be the easiest thing:
Justin Kohl
He may be described as a “pretentious douche” in the show, but Justin Kohl is so much more than that. He may look like he’s straight out of a 2010 1D fan fiction, but his character actually has so much unexpected depth.
If you are fawning over Justin like the rest of us thanks to his great voice and rock star style, I see you. If you want your boyfriend to start dressing as cool as Josh Heuston’s character, you may need to start slow. You can build up to the studded, leather jacket!
John Logan
For those who haven’t read the books, this season will have felt heart wrenching for John Logan lovers. Thankfully, we know better times are ahead thanks to his love interest for Season 2 being announced!
Although he may have been ever so slightly overlooked this season, fans are noticing Antonio Cipriano’s character for his sweet heart and good looks. If you would like to bring a bit of John Logan into your home, here are some pieces you can incorporate into your boyfriend’s wardrobe:
Hunter Davenport
Every viewer’s jaw was on the floor when the realisation of who Hunter Davenport really was set in. Charming, gorgeous and so posh he makes the Royal Family look bogan, Charlie Evans’ character had our hearts fluttering from the minute he walked into the bar.
If you want to dress your boyfriend like he’s about to play a game of polo, here’s a good place to start:
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