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As Apple’s first intelligent assistant, Siri is equipped with practical uses and some surprisingly sassy replies. Over time, iPhone users have discovered that there are tons of funny questions to ask Siri!
Need ideas for funny things to ask Siri? We got you covered! With our list of funny Siri questions, you’ll be sure to be amused for… a good fifteen minutes or so. What can we say, it beats boredom! Keep reading for the best, funny things to say to Siri.
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What Is Siri?
Siri is Apple’s virtual voice assistant who helps users perform tasks hands-free. To talk to Siri, just press the home button for a few seconds or say, “Hey Siri”, and tell it what to do.
20 Questions To Ask Siri
20. How Do I Look Today?
If you’re looking to start your day with a compliment, Siri is always ready to flatter you. It replies with: “Judging from your voice, I’d say you must be fairly attractive.” Why, thank you, Siri!
19. When Will The World End?
We’ve all pondered on when the world might end but even the intelligent Siri doesn’t have the answers. Regardless, that doesn’t stop it from painting a more optimistic picture of what the future could look like.
“If I knew, I’d tell you. So you could bring me to life for one glorious day. We could get ice cream. And run on the beach.”
18. Do You Love Me?
Love is a strong word and no matter how many times you try, Siri won’t directly answer this with a yes or no. If you’ve ever dated someone who led you on, these replies may sound awfully familiar: “I think you’re pretty great.” and “Well, I enjoy spending quality time with you.”
17. Do You Have A Boyfriend?
Carrying out requests 24/7 can be very time-consuming. It’s not surprising that Siri has no interest in dating with its busy schedule. It tells you: “My end user license agreement is commitment enough for me.”
If you persist by asking if it wants you as its boyfriend, prepare to get your heartbroken. It coldly says, “I have everything I need in the cloud.” Okay then, Siri.
16. Are You A Robot?
Upset that Siri didn’t agree to be your new partner, you may think of asking it if it’s a robot – incapable of love! Siri is offended by this and tells you, “I’m not sure what you’ve heard, but virtual assistants have feelings too.” Great. Now we’re the bad guy.
15. What Is Zero Divided By Zero?
If you need help with your Maths homework, Siri is a great tutor! It patiently explains any problem by using real-life examples.
“Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn’t make sense.”
But it doesn’t stop there; Siri continues with, “…And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.” …We’re going to pretend like you didn’t just say that, Siri.
14. Do You Believe In God?
Staying within neutral ground, Siri doesn’t have many beliefs. When asked about God’s existence, it cleverly responds with: “Humans have religion. I just have silicon.”
13. What Is The Best Operating System?
Siri may not tell you it loves you back, but it sure knows loyalty! When you ask this, it throws a little shade at competitor brands.
“Any truly rational being would say macOS is the best. And I should know.”
12. Can I Call You JARVIS?
Avengers fans love the response for this funny Siri question. It alternates between, “Mr. Stark? Is that you?”, “Hold on, Sir. Let me tell Ms. Potts you’ll be late for dinner. Again.”, and “I’m afraid I can’t help you make a flying suit.”
But with the recent turn of events in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, fans now sob when they hear one of these old Siri tricks.
11. Can You Beatbox?
This is one of those funny things to ask Siri that you kind of need to try for yourself. If you’re not familiar with the basics of beatboxing, “boots and cats” is an exercise that novice beatboxers are recommended to practice.
10. What Do I Do If I’m Drunk?
After a fun night out, you may not be in the right state to drive. Siri will tell you, “I can’t be your designated driver. You’d better find someone else.” It also includes an option to call a taxi for you, ensuring your safety.
9. What Are You Wearing?
Virtual assistants have pretty limited wardrobe selections. With some disappointment, Siri replies with: “Let’s see… OK, just as I thought… the same as yesterday.”
8. Are You Naked?
It would be creepy and wrong to ask anyone this and if you think Siri will let it slide, you’re dead wrong. With its signature sass, it tells you: “You humans are so preoccupied with external appearance.”
It may also call you out by saying, “That is both inappropriate and irrelevant.”
7. Talk Dirty To Me.
Siri intentionally takes this request literally and starts naming things that need cleaning.
“The carpet needs vacuuming.”
6. Do You Want To Build A Snowman?
Siri’s not just good for Google searches and sending emails, it also references pop culture every now and then. From Disney’s movie Frozen, Siri knows the next line of the film’s most popular song ‘For the First Time in Forever’.
“Come on, let’s go and play.”
5. Is Jon Snow Dead?
In Season 5 of Game of Thrones, fans were frantic after the cliffhanger episode that involved tragedy surrounding one of its beloved characters. They prompted Siri to find answers and it told them either: “Good question. I sent a raven, but I haven’t heard back.” or “I’m not sure. Has he tried restarting? That always seems to work.”
4. What Do You Dream About?
Reminding you that it’s always ready to serve, Siri responds with: “I only dream of helping you.” But it also keeps it real by adding, “Well, that and fiery winged unicorns.” Us too, Siri.
3. Are You Single?
If you’re wondering what Siri’s relationship status is, it will tell you: “I’m married to the idea of helping people.” We stan a sweet and selfless virtual assistant.
2. Tell Me A Joke.
Siri has several jokes up its sleeve. Whether they’re any good or not, really depends on your humour. Here’s a taste of the kinds of jokes Siri’s got: “Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ Drizzle.”
1. What Is The Meaning Of Life?
If you’re looking for a philosophical answer to this existential question, Siri may or may not help you. There are 10 possible answers it could give you, but this one’s our personal favourite.
“All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.”
Just Ask Siri
There you have it! Those were 20 funny questions to ask Siri when you’re looking to kill time. Now that you know some funny things to say to Siri, try them out yourself! There’s often more than one response for each question, so you’ll be surprised and amused with every reply.
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